Where? A Wal-Mart in long Island, NY
When? 5am, Black Friday
What? An unnecessary death
Who? Fucking retards, and one unlucky employee
Why? Because people are cheap-ass, ignorant, rude, pushy, obnoxious, indifferent, manslaughtering assholes
Seriously. Every year at this time there’s a report of people getting banged up and bruised during the Black Friday rush, but this year ups the ante. A Wal-Mart employee in Long Island was trampled and killed when crowds broke down the front doors to the store. Others were injured, including a pregnant woman, but this 34-year-old employee was knocked to the floor, trampled, and pronounced dead an hour later.
I would hope the police would press manslaughter charges against the retarded fuckers responsible. Or treat them like the fat, wild cows they (probably) are and fire a bolt into their brain. Failing both of those options, maybe they can be forced to pay the suggested retail price on all their purchases?
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November 28, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Alison
I also read that when they tried to close the store because someone died, people wouldn’t leave because they had been in line since the previous evening. Only in America do we have such contradictory holidays with giving thanks and the day after going consumer crazy. I really hate that.
November 29, 2008 at 4:50 am
Kate!
That makes me want to boycott Wal-mart even more. That’s so sad and yet so unsurprising. Fucking people.
November 29, 2008 at 4:53 am
Kate!
On an unrelated note, I am eternally grateful to you, my brother, for updating your blog so I don’t have to see that disgusting man from the nasty YouTube piece in your previous blog entry. I found myself thankful that my internet connection is slow enough so the picture doesn’t load by the time I’m able to click on another website and avoid the image entirely. One nightmare is enough, thank you.